You can wash your pants all you want later, I'm talking about cleaning you, Iwa-chan. And wow, are you trying to say you don't like it? I could be a cool cucumber instead, but Iwa-chan likes me this way. It got you all worked up just reading my texts, didn't it?

[Making a kissy face, then shifting to lower himself down and shimmy down the most he can from beneath him, Oikawa is reaching next to hook his arms under his shoulders and haul him up the rest of the way to kiss him warmly, hands roaming his back.]

C'mere and kiss meee.