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oikawa "asskawa" tooru ([personal profile] astringency) wrote in [community profile] carmona2015-04-29 02:17 am

OPEN POST


this is embarrassing





use bakerstreet for prompts or come at me with aus etc...

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-06-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He digs his fingers in a little for being called an idiot, he didn't specify, in the end. It's not his fault Kuroo is a loser who acts like an old man with nostalgia sometimes.]

I don't remember. [He does, but he doesn't want to think about it in a weird place like this. Not when they're near the exit and Lev might hear. He gets tormented enough already.] Put me down once we're out.
uttertrash: Aw, you want to quit losing? How cute (So what about kicking our asses?)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-07-05 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ahh, what a killjoy, Kenma. Even Kuroo has seen the need to try and get him to soak up some fun in a ball pit—Lev had just gone about it in the worst way imaginable (as always). ]

That hurts~ [ He says in his old man voice. It doesn’t really hurt at all, but that could be because he feels a bit battered by all these balls he has to wade through already. ]

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-07-23 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just sinks down a little, chin resting against Kuroo's shoulder, arms limp in place too and his eyes start to shut a bit.]

Does it? [He sounds indifferent to whether it does hurt or not though, letting the peaceful moment lull him from the panic of before.]
uttertrash: Oh baby call me roosterhead one more time (I put the "cock" in cock a doodle doo)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-07-24 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you gonna make it worse? [ Not that he thinks Kenma would actually bother to go that far, but you know. ]

I'm not putting you down if you do, you know.

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-08-17 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. [He really can't be bothered to go that far, Kuroo. Don't worry.] So you can put me down.
uttertrash: This is why he can't get dates (Heh. Tits.)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-08-22 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine~ [ No reason to keep carrying him around like this, anyway. ]

And maybe you can try to distract Lev for a change.

[ So, y'know, he won't get himself tossed into the ball pit again… ]

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-09-09 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[When he's placed down again there's a faint sight of relief, but it's short lived. His eyes narrow in Kuroo's direction, before his head lowers and a mumble follows.] I don't want to.
uttertrash: If you know what I mean (You so can has my cheezburger)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-12 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's too bad, then. [ There's that sly little grin of his as boisterous shouts of "Kenma-san!!" issue from somewhere behind them.

Evidently, even Yaku can't keep him on a leash forever.

And now that the danger of the ball pit has passed, Kuroo can find it in himself to be a little more flippant about the situation. Ergo, you're on your own, Kenma. He'll give you a light punch on the shoulder as an encouragement. ]


He seems to like pestering you the most. [ It's kind of cute, really. ]

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-09-12 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is too bad, because doesn't Kuroo realise that if Lev keeps this up he's just going to go home??? He's halfway through pulling his phone from his pocket when Kuroo punches his shoulder, glaring back at him for the action. Instead of saying anything about it though, he opens up the latest game he's been playing, loading it up.]

It's irritating. [Well, at least he's honest about it???]
uttertrash: Before I start rearranging yours for you (Why don't ya say that to my face)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Underestimating the kid’s persistence now, are we… ]

You won’t have to die of suffocation next time. [ Not helping. ]

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-09-13 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he follows him home he'll shut the door on his face Kuroo... He doesn't want it.]

That's what you think. [Really not helping.]
uttertrash: My bedhead is the most vicious creature in the wild (How very purrceptive of you)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-09-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, if Kuroo can burst into his bedroom like when they were kids… ]

Guess I'll just have to keep an eye out for you.

[ But then he always does. ]

[personal profile] gamercat 2015-10-05 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah yes, give him a bloody nose while he's still stood behind it, I see...]

Why don't you just go entertain him?
uttertrash: So don't even start with me (You can't hit the broad side of a butt)

[personal profile] uttertrash 2015-10-19 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Better than seeing you blue in the face at the bottom of a ball pit. This isn't FNAF Kenma, geez. ]

Because he tries to get away from me. [ Is it because his practice sessions are too brutal? Gosh. They're gonna be even more brutal after today. ]